A video, a recipe, and an executive transvestite. Woo!

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Something that yan_tan_tether found: an ooooold video from Mikeyway's birthday party! (Sorry if this is old news, I haven't seen it before.)

Thoughts:

- Gerard, bb, if I can recognize you from the back because of your incredibly poor posture it is time to stand up fucking straight.
- Mikeyway is a lesbian! Seriously. I know like five queer girls who look just like him.
- Cannibal Corpse, Toro? Really? :\
- Ahahahaaaaa, Frank is getting into a fight. OF COURSE.

Recipe for the best mug of hot chocolate EVER: Pour milk (white and chocolate) into saucepan, add liberal splashes of chocolate syrup and Bailey's. Bring to a boil and pour into cup- commemorative Shag Harbour china mug, for preference- then add six Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles and stir. Your tastebuds will be happy, although your teeth may not.

Unrelatedly, I am so fucking gay for Eddie Izzard right now it's not even funny.

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(YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE WILLIAM BECKETT AS A LESBIAN, YOU REALIZE THAT RIGHT. And he'd be the worst lesbian EVER. He'd be the one who'd start lots of drama at the dyke bar on Satruday night and then read a spoken-word piece about it at open mic on Monday. And somewhere in the audience Mikey would be all :||| because she was totally there and that so did not happen, Beckett. And then they'd make out.)

In the meantime- chocolate milkshakes? :DDD?

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(DO NOT TEMPT ME. Except- except I'd get to write about him stealing everybody's girlfriends and cheating on Women's Studies exams (ahahahahaaaa William Beckett taking Women's Studies) and writing bad poetry about vaginas and God that would be fun. Why do I always turn everyone into a lesbian, K?)

I've never had a soy latte before! Or a soy anything, come to think of it- I think I tasted soy milk exactly once, and my reaction was "YUCK EW GROSS OH GOD MY MOUF TASTES BAD." I was not meant to be a vegan. :(