also can one of them drive a truck with spinning blades in the hubcaps

[ishyface]

Dear Rihanna,

You need to get in touch with a major studio head immediately.

Regards,
Ish

P.S.: Run, don't walk. This is important.

BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS AMIRITE.

Comments

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

fuck yes more or less sums up my thoughts on this, i think

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It would be the greatest movie ever made.

(Except for the one I wanna make about girl spies... IN SPACE.)

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

undoubtedly.

(YES PLZ. *GRABBY HANDS*)

[yourfirsttry.livejournal.com]

There are no words

(except maybe yes, please)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Rihanna shooting people = SO MUCH YES PLEASE.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

You had me at LESBIAN ASSASSIN.

HELLS YES!

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

oooooohhhhhh both so stunning

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

not megan fox nooooooo

but omg yes rihanna please be lesbonic with a lady, I will appreciate it with TOTALLY shallow joy

[revieloutionne.livejournal.com]

Ew, Megan Fox. There's apparently something about her that is only appealing if you're attracted to women.

I've had girlcrushes. I can generally tell how attractive a woman is to people who are attracted to women (in general, of course, not everyone attracted to women is attracted to the same women). Megan Fox does not strike me (and this is based solely on appearance, because I haven't seen her in anything, including interviews) as being the crazy hot woman everyone else tells me she is.

Sometimes she's even kinda fug.

[revieloutionne.livejournal.com]

But fuck yeah, Rhianna! Except for the Megan Fox part, that is some sound thinking you've got going on!

[flukycoda.livejournal.com]

ya know the weird thing about megan fox is that she never looks quite the same in any two pictures. i don't understand it. has she had a lot of work done and is she deliberately trying to be angelina jolie?