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I believe the answer is "Heck yes!"
Jun. 20th, 2007 05:36 pmMy life has reached its pinnacle.
That's right.
I finally found a dildo in one of the donation bags.
That's right.
I finally found a dildo in one of the donation bags.
The two, however, are unrelated.
Jun. 15th, 2007 10:59 pmTwo new things I've experienced today:
1) How it feels to touch a dead turtle, and
2) How it feels to get vomit in the eye.
I can only hope this makes me grow as a person.
1) How it feels to touch a dead turtle, and
2) How it feels to get vomit in the eye.
I can only hope this makes me grow as a person.
Ricky: Hey, hey, hey, Foreman! Where's that big Fatso smile?
Eric: Ricky, how'd you start working at Fatso Burger?
Ricky: Great story! I was gonna go to college, but then they made me assistant manager, just threw the money at me, so I never got to go. But now I'm my own boss!
Eric: ...
Ricky: Well, that's not true. I answer to a lot of people.
Eric: ... Okay, I quit now.
Ricky: Oh, yeah, I certainly would.
Today at work I found a shirt that said "Love Smile Princess Angel Happy Fun."
... Who wears things like that? Little girls who fart rainbows and belch unicorns?
Eric: Ricky, how'd you start working at Fatso Burger?
Ricky: Great story! I was gonna go to college, but then they made me assistant manager, just threw the money at me, so I never got to go. But now I'm my own boss!
Eric: ...
Ricky: Well, that's not true. I answer to a lot of people.
Eric: ... Okay, I quit now.
Ricky: Oh, yeah, I certainly would.
Today at work I found a shirt that said "Love Smile Princess Angel Happy Fun."
... Who wears things like that? Little girls who fart rainbows and belch unicorns?