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There are few things more uncomfortable than having your little sister and her friend ask you interested questions about the mechanics of queer sex.

However, there are few things more satisfying than discussing the environment and politics with said little sister and friend, so I guess things balance out.

(Also, I now own this and this. And a pin that says "God is too big for one religion." It makes me sad that I always want to buy anti-capitalist buttons, though. Even if I pretended it was due to being fashionably ironic*, I'd die inside of shame.)

This week has been a little dramatic. I think the drama reached its high point tonight, when Mum discovered that my little sister's ex-best friend** posted pictures of her (the friend, not Little Sister) touching herself on the Internet. This is also the first year anniversary of Paula Gallant's murder at the local elementary.

Sometimes I wonder if this is why the suburbs are such a good place to raise your kids.

I've noticed since coming home that I feel less afraid about things. My family's noticed it, too- I'm talking more, being more social, not staring at my feet as I walk. Kerrin's theory is that since I've been amongst real strangers, socializing with people I don't know very well doesn't scare me as much anymore. My theory is that that last bout of exam panic sucked the fear clean out of me.

Aaaaaand it's another end-of-the-year meme. )

I seem to be allergic to my house. *violent sneeze*

Sometimes I want to be a warm yellow light that shines over everyone. Sometimes I want to do nothing other than twirl around in a field full of buttercups and fluffy wee kittens. Sometimes I like to listen to songs about the moon.

But mostly I just want a cup of tea.

* Subject of future journal rant: how much I hate fashionable irony. Especially if it's a person's excuse for telling racist jokes.

** They're not friends anymore because Friend- who has been consistently racist, homophobic, and destructive, so I'm not too torn up about the friend breakup- set Little Sister up with a boy from Dartmouth, who then dumped Sister and started going out with Friend.

You know, when I was thirteen the only real drama in my life was the constant "will they/won't they" situation with Best Friend and the time I nearly ruined the library's only copy of A Wrinkle In Time. I feel slightly miffed. And old.
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Three questions.

1) Assume you're making two mix tapes, one themed "Winter" and one themed "Women and Robots." Theoretically, what songs would you put on each?

2) I've noticed that when a lot of Americans on the left side of the spectrum rant about American politics, they tend to preface everything that they say with "I love America, BUT..." or something along those lines. I've noticed far fewer Canadians doing this- maybe because we normally don't express much feeling for our country at all other than mild exasperation. Is this a nationalist thing, or do you just honestly love your country way more than the rest of the world loves theirs?

3) Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sam from Garden State, and Gretchen from Donnie Darko. Shag, Marry, Push Off A Cliff?

(This applies only to the people on my flist who like girls, of course. The rest of you... um, Watch A Movie, Go To Disneyworld, Punch In The Face?)
ishyface: (feeling groovy)
Mr. Grant, bustling in: Okay, guys. Here's the thing. I was thinkin' about the story we were talkin' about last class, about Laura Secord and her cow, and I got to thinkin'... wouldn't that be a great name for a band?

Then he turns on the overhead, where we can read the following:

Laura Secord and the Cows- "I Don't Want No Udder"

When you're not around
I'm a boat without a rudda
Why don't you come around
We can talk to one anudda

Baby you're so sweet
You remind me of my mudda
You're the only one I need
I don't want no udder

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]


Mr. Grant, beaming: Eh? Isn't that a great name for an indie band? I figure it'll sound like a mix between R.E.M. and 50 Cent!

And then he rapped the entire thing. Including the moo.
ishyface: (feeling casual)
You know that "My Humps" ringtone that I thought was my little sister's?

Yeah, turns out it was my dad's.

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