I spam with pic.
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ishyfaceOkay. Today sucked, and not in a positive life-affirming way, and I am in a really mopey sad state of mind at the moment.
So how do I make myself feel better?
This is Carl Barat. He is far, far prettier than Jared Leto.
This is Michelle Rodriguez and yes, I realize that this is unforgivable. But look! She's got a dogtag! And is fixing a car!
(I've mentioned that I have a thing for tomboys, right? Okay then.)
Yes, Kiera Knightley is overrated. But not by much.
(Also I know at least three people on my flist who fancy her, so you know.)
Ewan MacGregor in a kilt.
... What else can you say, really?
Funny story about Rachel Weisz- in eleventh grade our French teacher was both lazy and incompetent (although perfectly lovely otherwise) and had us watch the French version of The Mummy and write an interview with one of the characters for homework. I picked her character, and asked her what it felt like to kiss a mummy. Except instead of embrasser I wrote baiser, which means "to fuck."
Mme Raya gently explained the difference to me afterward. I felt kind of stupid.
Brody Dalle. (I definitely have a poster of her on my bedroom wall. She is quite naked.)
(I also have a Siouxsie Sioux poster. She is not naked, but I bet she'd like to be.)
No, these two aren't of the same person (Alyson Hannigan and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively.) But they make me grin, because Alyson's all "BANANAS IN MAH EARS" and Maggie's like "Guess what? I totally have no pants on right now!" So I put them together.
Scarlett Johanson.
This is an obvious excuse for me to call Zach Braff "Z-Bizzle."
So. Er. Next.
Obligatory Conor Oberst photos.
Jennifer Connelly, who I still remember best as Sarah from Labyrinth. If someone dances with Muppets it sticks with you.
That was Katherine Moennig. You may know her as Shane, or the totally hot babysitter from The Shipping News.
That was VV (and, in that last one, her bandmate Hotel), the singer/guitarist for the Kills (who are what would happen if Jack White and Karen O had really fucked-up oversexed babies). She is sex. It's just really hard to find pictures of her and prove the fact.
Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL SPAM STARTS HERE. JUST FYI, IN CASE YOU'RE ALLERGIC OR SOMETHING.
There, Kerrin. I did promise you.
Ah. I do feel better now.
(Does anyone else here listen to M.I.A.? Because if you don't, you should. She makes hiphop that does not make me want to set things on fire. It's very impressive.)
So how do I make myself feel better?
This is Carl Barat. He is far, far prettier than Jared Leto.
This is Michelle Rodriguez and yes, I realize that this is unforgivable. But look! She's got a dogtag! And is fixing a car!
(I've mentioned that I have a thing for tomboys, right? Okay then.)
Yes, Kiera Knightley is overrated. But not by much.
(Also I know at least three people on my flist who fancy her, so you know.)
Ewan MacGregor in a kilt.
... What else can you say, really?
Funny story about Rachel Weisz- in eleventh grade our French teacher was both lazy and incompetent (although perfectly lovely otherwise) and had us watch the French version of The Mummy and write an interview with one of the characters for homework. I picked her character, and asked her what it felt like to kiss a mummy. Except instead of embrasser I wrote baiser, which means "to fuck."
Mme Raya gently explained the difference to me afterward. I felt kind of stupid.
Brody Dalle. (I definitely have a poster of her on my bedroom wall. She is quite naked.)
(I also have a Siouxsie Sioux poster. She is not naked, but I bet she'd like to be.)
No, these two aren't of the same person (Alyson Hannigan and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively.) But they make me grin, because Alyson's all "BANANAS IN MAH EARS" and Maggie's like "Guess what? I totally have no pants on right now!" So I put them together.
Scarlett Johanson.
This is an obvious excuse for me to call Zach Braff "Z-Bizzle."
So. Er. Next.
Obligatory Conor Oberst photos.
Jennifer Connelly, who I still remember best as Sarah from Labyrinth. If someone dances with Muppets it sticks with you.
That was Katherine Moennig. You may know her as Shane, or the totally hot babysitter from The Shipping News.
That was VV (and, in that last one, her bandmate Hotel), the singer/guitarist for the Kills (who are what would happen if Jack White and Karen O had really fucked-up oversexed babies). She is sex. It's just really hard to find pictures of her and prove the fact.
Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL SPAM STARTS HERE. JUST FYI, IN CASE YOU'RE ALLERGIC OR SOMETHING.
There, Kerrin. I did promise you.
Ah. I do feel better now.
(Does anyone else here listen to M.I.A.? Because if you don't, you should. She makes hiphop that does not make me want to set things on fire. It's very impressive.)
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Re: PS:
on 2005-10-24 12:53 am (UTC)Re: PS:
on 2005-10-24 12:55 am (UTC)You have given me such a WRONG association with that . . .
Re: PS:
on 2005-10-24 12:58 am (UTC)UM. EXCEPT NOT THAT.
OR THAT.
Re: PS:
on 2005-10-24 12:59 am (UTC)Or cookies.
Or Gabby/Xena.
Or puppies and kittens.
Re: PS:
on 2005-10-24 01:01 am (UTC)PERHAPS WE HAVE MANSEX TOO. I'LL JUST GO CHECK.
Re: PS:
on 2005-10-24 01:04 am (UTC)I have cookies in my kitchen.
I will imagine raunchy mansex on the table, because it would annoy my flatmate.