I spam with pic.

[ishyface]

Okay. Today sucked, and not in a positive life-affirming way, and I am in a really mopey sad state of mind at the moment.
So how do I make myself feel better?









This is Carl Barat. He is far, far prettier than Jared Leto.



This is Michelle Rodriguez and yes, I realize that this is unforgivable. But look! She's got a dogtag! And is fixing a car!
(I've mentioned that I have a thing for tomboys, right? Okay then.)











Yes, Kiera Knightley is overrated. But not by much.
(Also I know at least three people on my flist who fancy her, so you know.)



Ewan MacGregor in a kilt.
... What else can you say, really?



Funny story about Rachel Weisz- in eleventh grade our French teacher was both lazy and incompetent (although perfectly lovely otherwise) and had us watch the French version of The Mummy and write an interview with one of the characters for homework. I picked her character, and asked her what it felt like to kiss a mummy. Except instead of embrasser I wrote baiser, which means "to fuck."
Mme Raya gently explained the difference to me afterward. I felt kind of stupid.









Brody Dalle. (I definitely have a poster of her on my bedroom wall. She is quite naked.)



(I also have a Siouxsie Sioux poster. She is not naked, but I bet she'd like to be.)





No, these two aren't of the same person (Alyson Hannigan and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively.) But they make me grin, because Alyson's all "BANANAS IN MAH EARS" and Maggie's like "Guess what? I totally have no pants on right now!" So I put them together.







Scarlett Johanson.



This is an obvious excuse for me to call Zach Braff "Z-Bizzle."
So. Er. Next.









Obligatory Conor Oberst photos.



Jennifer Connelly, who I still remember best as Sarah from Labyrinth. If someone dances with Muppets it sticks with you.









That was Katherine Moennig. You may know her as Shane, or the totally hot babysitter from The Shipping News.











That was VV (and, in that last one, her bandmate Hotel), the singer/guitarist for the Kills (who are what would happen if Jack White and Karen O had really fucked-up oversexed babies). She is sex. It's just really hard to find pictures of her and prove the fact.



Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL SPAM STARTS HERE. JUST FYI, IN CASE YOU'RE ALLERGIC OR SOMETHING.













There, Kerrin. I did promise you.

Ah. I do feel better now.
(Does anyone else here listen to M.I.A.? Because if you don't, you should. She makes hiphop that does not make me want to set things on fire. It's very impressive.)

Comments

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Well... she's nekid, but she also has her back to the camera so there are no boobies. Just lots of pale skin and freckles and tattoos.
Still, that's almost as good.

[uncommon-crow.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe... Kate Moennig... I'm with you on that, though I'm not much for finding celebrities hot. Most of the time.

People with things for tomboys should totally do a google image search for Lyndell Montgomery. Or check the photo gallery on Ember Swift's website. Also, I was at IDKE this weekend. Hot genderfuckers EVERYWHERE. Shall try to find pics.

I could try to pass this off as "hey, I'm a Fine Arts major and so am very visual. THAT'S why I like the pretty pictures! I'm NOT drooling!"

But I'd be lying.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

This Lyndell Montgomery person seems to wear muscle shirts. And a labret piercing.
... If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

[uncommon-crow.livejournal.com]

Your icon says it all, really.

There's a book called Boys Like Her that features lots of Lyndell pictures. It also contains excellent genderqueer fiction. I strongly advise getting a copy.

Do check the band out next time they're in Halifax. And talk to them after the show. They're super-friendly and approachable; I ran into them at the Mondragon Café the summer before last and intended just to say hi in passing. Next thing I knew, they'd invited me to join them for lunch.

Also, Lyndell gives good hugs. Now, I know you're a bit iffy as far as physical contact goes, but this is LYNDELL MONTGOMERY.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Dammit.

I was foaming at the mouth with wraithful indignation that you could ever possibly suggest that wossname is prettier than the Leto.

Until I got to Keira Knightley, both the Gyllenhal progeny, Scarlett Johanson, Jennifer Connelly and Rachel Weisz. (Dude, with all that, who even manages to notice Ewan in a kilt? SORRY, BUT. MUUH.)

And I was placated just a little. Not much.

This means war, beeyatch. 'Cause Wossname with a Funny Nose could never be prettier than this.

So bring it, you crazy ass mofo. 'Cause I got more piccies of Jared Leto than my dog or my family combined. :P YES! I HAVE OUTGEEKED MYSELF LIEK WOAH, SHUT UP.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Fact: Carl indulges in more porny boytouching.
Fact: Carl's bum is far nicer.
Fact: Carl posed for pictures IN A BATHTUB.

Ergo, he wins. Especially when Leto has his blonde butterfly-clips hair. :P

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Rebuttal to Fact 1: Alexander. 6 minutes of cut action between Leto and Farrell.

Not to mention his griping at bandmate Matt (Wotcher?) to stop having boyfriend call, 'cause he is jealous.

Not to mention all the obscene amounts of "I totally will fuck you after the show looks" he gives to the other guitarist, Tomo.

Did I mention the boytouching and kissing yet? Oh yeah. THERE'S THAT TOO. HE IS NOT LACKING IN BOYTOUCHING.

Rebuttal to Fact 2: His bum? What. Evah. You couldn't handle the Leto Bum.

Rebuttal to Fact 3: Your honor, I object simply because.

Dammit.

Jared Leto *needs* to pose in a bathtub.

PS:

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS NOSE THEN EH?

Re: PS:

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

It looks funny. Like it grew long and pointy and then someone shoved the heel of their hand in it and it broke and healed weird.

THAT KIND OF WRONG.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

Also I know at least three people on my flist who fancy her, so you know.

Can I get in on that?

I definitely have a poster of her on my bedroom wall. She is quite naked.

Pictures? Oh, please?

No, these two aren't of the same person (Alyson Hannigan and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively.) But they make me grin, because Alyson's all "BANANAS IN MAH EARS" and Maggie's like "Guess what? I totally have no pants on right now!" So I put them together.

lmfao.

Z-Bizzle.

That's really almost as bad as Brand Nizzle.

Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.

I have no idea. But he has that whole Gale Harold sexed up pose going on.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

You most certainly can get in on that! The Kiera fandom seems to be very laid back and groovy. (Perhaps this is just because all the Kiera fans I've met so far have been relaxed and groovy.)
It's a pic of her looking over her shoulder, and there's tattoos and fair skin and mm. (It comes up on the first page if you Google it- I'm on Splodeyhead again and it's being more of a bastard than usual.)
Mmm, Gale Harold. (Although that particular picture is of a woman.)

[care-bear2113.livejournal.com]

I'm a Keria fan. Am I relaxed and groovy? 'Cause I think I am.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

ehehehe. she's pretty, but she's not all... girly, and ew. it's almost worthy of a dreamy sigh.

this one? (http://www.poster.net/distillers-the/distillers-the-brody-dalle-3700840.jpg)

mmmm, yes. he's ...sex on a stick. :-x is it really? lucky girl.

[care-bear2113.livejournal.com]

Man, this was an awesome pic-spam.
I have to also say that Conor Oberst's got this look that makes me want to pinch his cheeks, squeel and then take him home to mummy. ^_^
Scarlett is such a babe.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Conor kind of reminds me of a sleepy kitten in a basket. He's like "Wha? What's goin' on?" *blink*
And then he pounces on your toes.

She's magically babelicious. If she was a president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
(Oh, Wayne's World.)

[pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com]

Too. Many. Girls. Ick.

Er... Ryan, darling, what did you expect exactly?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Pish, girls are lovely you infidel. :P
'Sides, there are boys in there! And a few girls who look like boys! It's not like it's a big boy desert!

Re: Er... Ryan, darling, what did you expect exactly?

[pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately not :'(

But I can dream :')

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

NEVER say that agian!

[jadedsquirrel.livejournal.com]

My GOD, the HOT.

Your French story remind me of the numerous times the verb "embarazado" (pregnant) has been confused for "embarrassed" in Spanish. Silly, silly false cognates!

[jonem.livejournal.com]

*sizzles*

My, I do like it when you post pictures. For the first few, I was getting a decidedly Alan-Cumming-esque vibe. If, you know, Alan Cumming was a long haired sex-machine musician.

As for the rest - Keira Knightley! Alyson Hannigan! Rachel Weisz! So very very pretty. And consider me sold on Conner Oberst - that first picture made me feel all fluttery. Awwww. And also, mwwwwroww.

Katherine Moenig! Is it embarrasing to admit that she will always be Jake from Young Americans to me? Which, by the way, I totally didn't tape off the TV and watch far too often for my own good. Totally pretentious trash, but oh, the pretties.

Jake Gyllenhaal goes without saying, even if I can't quite work out what he's got hanging out of those obscene leg enhancers jeans. Is it underwear?

You've really cheered me up, so I hope it works for you. *snuggles, even if a little perplexed at the mystery man. You must reveal all!*

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'd never noticed the Cumming vibe (*childish sniggers*), but now you mention it...
Awwww. And also, mwwwwroww.
Heh. Yeah, Conor does that to people.
I thought they might be suspenders, myself. Suspenders made of... nylon.
Et voila! The mystery man, she is revealed!

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Doh! I should have guessed, given the nature of the post, that it might in fact NOT be a man.

Very very hot though. Hotness knows no gender!

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

Uno: Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.

That, my dear, is most definitely Mila Jovovich.

Ewan MacGregor in a kilt.
... What else can you say, really?

Well, we can all say "Gaaaaauuuuurrrggghhhhhh..."

WHEE!! Jake Gyllenhaal spam for meeee! Mmm, slightly unshaven...

Also, Carl Barat looks like Jason Schwartzman, and therefore looks like Josh Salter, and therefore is not hot. Is it coincidence that those two have the same initials?