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Oct. 23rd, 2005 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ishyfaceOkay. Today sucked, and not in a positive life-affirming way, and I am in a really mopey sad state of mind at the moment.
So how do I make myself feel better?
This is Carl Barat. He is far, far prettier than Jared Leto.
This is Michelle Rodriguez and yes, I realize that this is unforgivable. But look! She's got a dogtag! And is fixing a car!
(I've mentioned that I have a thing for tomboys, right? Okay then.)
Yes, Kiera Knightley is overrated. But not by much.
(Also I know at least three people on my flist who fancy her, so you know.)
Ewan MacGregor in a kilt.
... What else can you say, really?
Funny story about Rachel Weisz- in eleventh grade our French teacher was both lazy and incompetent (although perfectly lovely otherwise) and had us watch the French version of The Mummy and write an interview with one of the characters for homework. I picked her character, and asked her what it felt like to kiss a mummy. Except instead of embrasser I wrote baiser, which means "to fuck."
Mme Raya gently explained the difference to me afterward. I felt kind of stupid.
Brody Dalle. (I definitely have a poster of her on my bedroom wall. She is quite naked.)
(I also have a Siouxsie Sioux poster. She is not naked, but I bet she'd like to be.)
No, these two aren't of the same person (Alyson Hannigan and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively.) But they make me grin, because Alyson's all "BANANAS IN MAH EARS" and Maggie's like "Guess what? I totally have no pants on right now!" So I put them together.
Scarlett Johanson.
This is an obvious excuse for me to call Zach Braff "Z-Bizzle."
So. Er. Next.
Obligatory Conor Oberst photos.
Jennifer Connelly, who I still remember best as Sarah from Labyrinth. If someone dances with Muppets it sticks with you.
That was Katherine Moennig. You may know her as Shane, or the totally hot babysitter from The Shipping News.
That was VV (and, in that last one, her bandmate Hotel), the singer/guitarist for the Kills (who are what would happen if Jack White and Karen O had really fucked-up oversexed babies). She is sex. It's just really hard to find pictures of her and prove the fact.
Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL SPAM STARTS HERE. JUST FYI, IN CASE YOU'RE ALLERGIC OR SOMETHING.
There, Kerrin. I did promise you.
Ah. I do feel better now.
(Does anyone else here listen to M.I.A.? Because if you don't, you should. She makes hiphop that does not make me want to set things on fire. It's very impressive.)
So how do I make myself feel better?
This is Carl Barat. He is far, far prettier than Jared Leto.
This is Michelle Rodriguez and yes, I realize that this is unforgivable. But look! She's got a dogtag! And is fixing a car!
(I've mentioned that I have a thing for tomboys, right? Okay then.)
Yes, Kiera Knightley is overrated. But not by much.
(Also I know at least three people on my flist who fancy her, so you know.)
Ewan MacGregor in a kilt.
... What else can you say, really?
Funny story about Rachel Weisz- in eleventh grade our French teacher was both lazy and incompetent (although perfectly lovely otherwise) and had us watch the French version of The Mummy and write an interview with one of the characters for homework. I picked her character, and asked her what it felt like to kiss a mummy. Except instead of embrasser I wrote baiser, which means "to fuck."
Mme Raya gently explained the difference to me afterward. I felt kind of stupid.
Brody Dalle. (I definitely have a poster of her on my bedroom wall. She is quite naked.)
(I also have a Siouxsie Sioux poster. She is not naked, but I bet she'd like to be.)
No, these two aren't of the same person (Alyson Hannigan and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively.) But they make me grin, because Alyson's all "BANANAS IN MAH EARS" and Maggie's like "Guess what? I totally have no pants on right now!" So I put them together.
Scarlett Johanson.
This is an obvious excuse for me to call Zach Braff "Z-Bizzle."
So. Er. Next.
Obligatory Conor Oberst photos.
Jennifer Connelly, who I still remember best as Sarah from Labyrinth. If someone dances with Muppets it sticks with you.
That was Katherine Moennig. You may know her as Shane, or the totally hot babysitter from The Shipping News.
That was VV (and, in that last one, her bandmate Hotel), the singer/guitarist for the Kills (who are what would happen if Jack White and Karen O had really fucked-up oversexed babies). She is sex. It's just really hard to find pictures of her and prove the fact.
Now, I want you to guess who this is. No cheating.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL SPAM STARTS HERE. JUST FYI, IN CASE YOU'RE ALLERGIC OR SOMETHING.
There, Kerrin. I did promise you.
Ah. I do feel better now.
(Does anyone else here listen to M.I.A.? Because if you don't, you should. She makes hiphop that does not make me want to set things on fire. It's very impressive.)
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Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:06 am (UTC)(P.S.: Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Gandhi has ADD! You get it from toilet seats!)
I am ignoring the Claire Danes thing. Because gross. And also, ew.
CARL CAN TOTALLY DO A GIRLVOICE. ALSO HE NOSEDIVES INTO OTHER MEN'S CROTCHES.
BEAT THAT, LETO.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:14 am (UTC)OMGWTFIMPUDENCE!
What does Gandhi having ADD have to do with anything? It's not like, you know, he kicked British ass without actually having to do any real kicking. Or challenged the inequities of the caste system. Or sexism in his country. Or the Muslim-Hindu conflict.
I wouldn't care if he dyed his hair purple and wanted to be called Big Mofo. He still did more in the second half of his life than most people do in all 80 + years of theirs, AND managed to make his own clothes. And enjoy teatime with his wife.
So I say in the spirit of this wee brown man who made the world happier and definitely bumped universal dharma and karma points a couple notches, that we should have a truce.
But actually, on an overall package, Carl probably does beat Leto.
But you have to admit that pick I linked was pretty damn yummy. Pretty. Hot. Even sans butterfly clips.
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on 2005-10-24 01:15 am (UTC)Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:19 am (UTC)I can't remember why.
But it was pretty fuckin' swank.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:22 am (UTC)Or else
OMGWTFIMPUDENCE.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:24 am (UTC)I have never been fond of blondes (Scarlett Johanson notwithstanding). Always preferred dark hair.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:29 am (UTC)I don't generally like blondes either.
You said you were converted. I don't believe you. *sniff*
BTW, if you didn't already know, but Scarlett dated Leto for like 3 years. OMG. THAT DIDN'T LIEK RUIN ANYTHING FOR YOU, DID IT?
She also apparently had drunk!sex with Benico Del Toro in an elevator once.
You go Scarlett. She is like. My total hero and a pimp of skanky Hollywood men over 30.
I need to stop reading Hollywood gossip rags. But it's like, morbidly fascinating. Like reading really bad fic. You know you should turn away, but it's so . . . disturbing you can't look away.
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on 2005-10-24 01:32 am (UTC)Otherwise? NO DICE, GRANDMA.
Ahaha! I heard about that elevator thing. Scarlett rocks.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:43 am (UTC)GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN.
AND NO MORE LEMONADE AND SUGAR COOKIES FOR YOU.
*goes off to play 30 Seconds to Mars and bad pop sell-out music like U2 very loudly*
Scarlett does rock.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:51 am (UTC)Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:57 am (UTC):P
The little child icon will not work on me. It will not.
But I did have a crazy idea.
We should write a Carl/Jared kind of crossover fic sometime.
This way Carl can shine in all his pretty glory. And Jared can get some more porny boytouching in. And they can both wear eyeliner.
And everyone would be happy. :)
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 01:58 am (UTC)Why must you put these ideas in my head? *whimper*
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 02:06 am (UTC)Because I am a slasher.
And I can slash anything.
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 02:07 am (UTC)And lips.
Amongst other things.
In fact, that would be a killer opening line . . .
No! Must finish homework!
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on 2005-10-24 02:10 am (UTC)Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 02:20 am (UTC)*muahahaha*
Re: I AM USING MY LIBERTINES ICON TO SPITE YOU HA.
on 2005-10-24 04:07 am (UTC)